What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 01:57
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority